| Kid (looking at my Pride Week ad on the counter, featuring a kissing Spider-Man and Deadpool): | Ew. Weird. Why are there two boys kissing? |
| His mom: | What? |
| Kid: | Spider-Man and that other guy. They're kissing! |
| Mom: | So? |
| Kid: | That's weird. |
| Mom: | It's not weird. Maybe they like each other, so they're kissing. Who cares if they're boys? |
| Kid: | Oh. |
| Me: | :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |